arty pants

1. someone who thinks they know a lot about art

2. crafty trousers

3. creative heavy breathing

Marie: Picasso is sooooo overrated. I prefer the juxtaposed dichotomies of Marden's self referential formative work.
Antoine: mmm hhmmmm. How do you figure that Miss Arty Pants?

Ooooooo... embroidery. I love your arty pants!

Marie decided to experiment during sex with Antoine and expressed her satisfaction with a chorus of moans and arty pants.

by mshell March 25, 2007

Swassy Pants

Sweaty pants, shorts, or underwear after participating in strenuous physical activity. May cause uncomfortable wetness or smell below the waist.

Dude, do you smell that? It's Bob's swassy pants. He just got done with his workout.

by Precious Panties November 03, 2009

Skin Pants

The Big-Hair-80's pants. Mother's who have a lot on their minds and forget what they're called often use the term "Skin Pants."

Confused mother: Honey, I don't want you wearing skin pants.
Child: What the heck are skin pants?

by You fail. I win. Loser. June 29, 2009

Fancy Pants

Nickname for a co-worker that dresses up every Hall-o-ween with a prosthetic, rubber ass no matter what the costume. Ironically, every time the ass is placed on the body, the co-worker ends up in some sort of physical altercation. This is thought to originate from Salt Lake City, Utah (Home of the village idiots and mormoms).

"Why is Fancy Pants all busted up?"

"He was wearing the ass last night, and some guy grabbed it..."

by Krazyodb June 03, 2005

party pants

my bestest friend who usually is having a party in his pants... and youre invited!

mr party pants is inviting you to his next party!

by jess-to-the-ica May 20, 2008

poopie pants

A complaining little bitch. A person who always see's the negative side of things.

The party was going good until Tammy showed up being her normal poopie pants self.

by funky boo boo nutz November 12, 2007

Pants Sandwich

When your head gets stuck between a man's balls and his grundle, and you have to walk around with him on top of you all day.

Hey, did you hear about bob? Some guy made him into a pants sandwich for the day, and he says he's been eatin' plenty to keep him alive. It seems they want a gay marriage.

O_O I think I'll just keep walking now, thank you!

by Taeko Hentie April 08, 2006