arty pants

1. someone who thinks they know a lot about art

2. crafty trousers

3. creative heavy breathing

Marie: Picasso is sooooo overrated. I prefer the juxtaposed dichotomies of Marden's self referential formative work.
Antoine: mmm hhmmmm. How do you figure that Miss Arty Pants?

Ooooooo... embroidery. I love your arty pants!

Marie decided to experiment during sex with Antoine and expressed her satisfaction with a chorus of moans and arty pants.

by mshell December 15, 2008

bed pants

1. taken from the root words "pa" and "jamas". "Pa" meaning, "bed" in ancient Greek, and "jamas" meaning, "pants" in a rare form Jonulesque Latin. Can also be interpreted as "tronpants".

2. What Coop Cooper wears in BASEketball while attending Britney Kaiser's party.
See also Docker's Commercial.

3. Term which is frequently fought over by scholars. Some think they are pants you sleep in, while others adhere to the position that bed pants are undefinable, and therefore non-existant. Well now those people are wrong, because it's defined, bitchezzzz. See also Sarah and Jon's Intergalactic Pant Battle

4. Some people like their cucumbers pickled.

"Sarah, im telling you, they're called bed pants."
"Jon, you're wrong, they're pajama pants."
"Baby i love you."
"Agreed, you awesome dood, you."

"Dood, this place looks like a docker's commercial."

"Jon, you're wrong."
"Yes, Sarah."

"What?"
"Huh?"
"Some people like their cucumbers pickled."

by Tronbot311 September 21, 2008

Fancy Pants

Nickname for a co-worker that dresses up every Hall-o-ween with a prosthetic, rubber ass no matter what the costume. Ironically, every time the ass is placed on the body, the co-worker ends up in some sort of physical altercation. This is thought to originate from Salt Lake City, Utah (Home of the village idiots and mormoms).

"Why is Fancy Pants all busted up?"

"He was wearing the ass last night, and some guy grabbed it..."

by Krazyodb June 10, 2005

party pants

my bestest friend who usually is having a party in his pants... and youre invited!

mr party pants is inviting you to his next party!

by jess-to-the-ica May 20, 2008

poopie pants

A complaining little bitch. A person who always see's the negative side of things.

The party was going good until Tammy showed up being her normal poopie pants self.

by funky boo boo nutz December 7, 2007

Pants Sandwich

When your head gets stuck between a man's balls and his grundle, and you have to walk around with him on top of you all day.

Hey, did you hear about bob? Some guy made him into a pants sandwich for the day, and he says he's been eatin' plenty to keep him alive. It seems they want a gay marriage.

O_O I think I'll just keep walking now, thank you!

by Taeko Hentie April 25, 2006

party pants

Usualy a pair of pants or shorts that are plaid.

Here comes Bryan with his party pants!

by Resident2 August 11, 2006