short brenden

big monkey man. he sucks a fortnite. i love monkeys

short brenden he suck’s a fortnite

by fornitebllssucks November 21, 2023

Shorting

The acting of forgoing regular pants for short shorts.

Damn that guy is shorting.

by Frank Barnes January 31, 2021

Short king

Are you like a foot shorter than Joe Rogan!? Ha! Hahaha! You are a fat-cock! Don't do the thing now. Don't bang grimes. You're ruining everything.

Hym "The Short King is a liar. He loves negativity (which is why he's here). You didn't read that shit in an article either. Andrew Huberman told you about it on your podcast."

by Hym Iam February 25, 2024

Short lace

White poeple who short lace (laces are loose) their jordans are homofobic, racist and facist scum

Wow cool you have short laced jordans, ur such a racist

by SocialjusticewarriorLGTBQ+ November 11, 2021

short king

Lee Jihoon
aka Woozi of SEVENTEEN.

Woozi is literally the textbook definition of short king.

by junjunnie November 21, 2021

short pitch bitch

a bitch who prefers men with small genatalia

Dude 1: I can't believe Jenna is dating Joseph
Dude 2: Yeah, it's cause I heard she's a short pitch bitch

by Mr. Dumber November 17, 2022

Short Bus Mafia

Those kids you used to make fun of because they wore helmets and rode the " special kids" mini bus to school have now formed their own wrecking crew

You shoulda seen it, they just rolled right over him, backed up and rolled him again shouting "Short Bus Mafia!"....that aint your grandma's powerchair, shit

by SHACKDIESEL March 23, 2023