O kawaii koto

The Japanese version of ‘how cute’. The character Kaguya Shinomiya uses this a lot in the manga called Kaguya Wants to be Confessed to, otherwise known as Kaguya-Sama: Love is War.

It is Shirogane Miyuki’s (another character) least favorite saying of hers.

Kaguya: O kawaii koto.
Prez/Shirogane: AHHHHHHHHH

by Mmgh August 6, 2019

shit-o-gram

1) An email received, proving to you that yes, things COULD be worse.

2) An email you sent which derides all and sundry and which, one microsecond after you hit the send key, fills you with an instant feeling of dread and remorse

3) A customer complaint of any description

I complained to the boss about losing the coffee break, so he sent me a shit-o-gram.

I sent a shit-o-gram to my ex wife, but accidently sent it to everyone on my work mailing list instead.

by sociopath9 May 2, 2009

Stump-O-Matic

Full name is: Gretsch, G5135PS Patrick Vaughn Stump STUMP-O-MATIC A guitar that named after the beautiful Patrick Stump of pop-punk band Fall Out Boy. It has a shiny, gray, metallic color and a black strip across it. This is mainly the guitar that Patrick will play live.

Person: I really want a Stump-O-Matic!
Person 2: Oh doesn't Patrick Stump play that guitar?

by PewDiePie April 25, 2013

bucket o' balls

When something simply sucks ass.

That test was a real bucket o' balls.

by bonzaimagee April 25, 2006

Fuck o meter

Internal tool used to determine how many fucks are given in a given instance

Fuck o meter detects zero fucks

by Urban jackass June 12, 2018

Crack O' Lantern

The smile that a longterm crackhead/cokehead displays due to missing teeth. The remaining teeth are spaced out with the gaps from missing teeth very obvious, thus resembling a classic Jack O' Lantern carved mouth.

I once worked with a super cokehead, Andycaine, who has a Crack O' Lantern grill.

by Joey Paisan July 18, 2011

Filet-o-puss

This is an adjective to describe a vagina that looks like raw calimari. Or sushi that isn't quite rolled up.

I was going to score with this chick last night when I discovered her filet-o-puss. It looked like it was going to be my last meal and the chef serving me was staring, waiting form me to dig into this salmonella sushi abortion.

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 4, 2016