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Noah

Noah is the best fire dragon to ever walk this irrelevant planet. He uses his long shlong to draw the female species to him and then preys on the sigma males as a light snack. He has been there since the dawn of time to steal the woman from all planets with life to statist his desires.
BE AFRAID
“Yooo run that’s Noah coming to take your girl!”
by Thedragonguy22 November 27, 2021
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Noah

The best friend you could ever ask for he/she makes u spill your secrets and feeling without even trying he/she makes u always smile and makes u fall in love with him/her, He/She is good looking and a good friend
Wow here comes Noah he/she is so cute, I really like him/her
by Casanova Jackson February 3, 2021
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Noah

Noah is so hot and cute you will love him
1:Wow I'm in love with Noah
2: yeah me too
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Noah

A guy with a huge bbc and very tasty cum loves to eat dick and is usually friends with the Alexanders
by Bigmeninbed November 26, 2021
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Goofy Ahh Noah

Dirty kid who loves sex, loves being gay, loves ballsacks, and is racist as hell. They make racist jokes and say they aren’t racist.
Person 1: “Bro you are such a Goofy Ahh Noah.”
Person 2: “I don’t make racist jokes, the jokes i make are not racist!”
by therockisdaddy November 9, 2022
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Noah

Noah is no doubt one of the nicest people you will ever meet. He has a way of putting a smile on everyone's faces and has the most contagious laugh. He doesn't like attention. He is a chick magnet, he just doesn't see girls falling for him left and right. He gets good grades and is loved by so many people.
I love Noah

Noah is so funny

I wish I was dating Noah

I wish my boyfriend was more like Noah

Noah is so cool, he chugged a pint of beer at a party.

I need Noah in my life
by Hey13579 April 8, 2019
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Noah 2g

A large yet feminine man who is often power lifting on only his chest or listening/watching rocky. He tends to never agree with anything you say and always has great ideas. Sometimes he makes odd noises and his favorite outfit are his true lacrosse shorts and his ohio sweatshirt. Don’t be scared by noahs looks he make look big but on the inside he’s a pussy. Quote “Shut the fuck up i’ll beat the shit out of you”.
Who took the 45 pounds plates! Oh it was probably Noah 2g.
by Noah G fanpage October 2, 2021
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