Clout Monster

SOmeone who is so hungry for fame that they use people for it .

That woman is such a clout monster

by Clout101 May 7, 2018

Nicky Noodle Monster

A mysterious monster who is unable to become erect so his noodle-like penis flaps around as he prays on bitties.

The cops found the wanted Nicky Noodle Monster at the elementary ballet recital.

by Okie Dokie The Koo Koo Guy August 4, 2007

green monster

a homemade alcoholic beverage made from Scope mouthwash and NyQuil cough syrup

Green monster tastes like ass, but it gives you a quick buzz!

by Da Nastee One October 20, 2003

crack monster

ham and cheese sandwich

J' voudre un croque monsieur, s'il vous plait.
*translation-I would like a crack monster, please.

by beckkkkaanddcatttttttttt January 28, 2008

cock eyed muff monster

the bitch next door with the crazy eye

my life is shit, hell i live next to a cock eyed muff monster

by boarder1290 December 23, 2006

doof monster

Someone who is especially doofy. Means the same thing as doof except it is a lot more fun to say.

I can't believe she did that, what a doof monster!

by some redhead April 20, 2008

trend monster

another name for hypebeast but less of an insult.

1:you are a trend monster!
2:whaat?! :(

by nomnomnomnom123 February 15, 2009