Shaking the kettle

A dangerous thing to indulge in and not knowing the outcome of it

Mindys talking to this boy who is a mystery man who doesn’t express himself so she’s “shaking the kettle” not knowing if she’ll be burned or not .

by Luciouslyrics15 April 25, 2020

Ivan the ketbender

Iced bloke who can take ketshots like no other. While others get slayed after 5 shots of ket, Ivan the ketbender will praise the almighty by taking 10 at a time. Fueled by ketamine, he will instantly bend ket like no other after his session.

"Oh shit, Ivan the ketbender just took 50 shots of ket and started bending that shit."

"For real, I got fucked up after like 5 shots of that junk bruh."

by Geronimo the ketbender July 12, 2020

mississippi soup kettle

When you take a shit and use the shit water as lube to jerk off

I sat on the toilet for so long I decided to give myself a mississippi soup kettle

by Brickhouse11 October 16, 2020

nuke the ketchup bottle

nuke the ketchup bottle: NUKE THE KETCHUP BOTTLE!!!!!

boy: lets nuke the ketchup bottle
boy 2: no
boy 3: sure

by Clown UvU May 28, 2021

Dinging the Kettle

The act of engaging in aggressive sexual intercourse with someone wearing lots of jewelry. The term refers to the sound made in committing the act being similar to that of a dinging kettle.

What's that noise?
Oh that's Jim in the other room dinging the kettle with Stacy.

by UglyUseless June 23, 2021

The Ass-Keteers

A group of close people, just as you would call The Three Musketeers. However, this is a group of asses, so the group is of two, four, and any number other than zero, one or three.

"Look, it's The Ass-Keteers. They're asses.

by cn,mvjkmrlfterwm,vdnbfegr July 8, 2021

guy for ketchup

Me irl

Me: *squirts ketchup*
Random man eating corn dog: Mmm, damn.
Me: Guy for ketchup

by alecwind July 18, 2021