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Johnsoning

The act of being stubborn or unrelenting in a way that is hidden behind a veil of cute and aesthetically pleasing behavior and therefor difficult to perceive.
In that outfit, with that smile, I lost the debate. She was totally johnsoning me.
by Knowaspear April 25, 2011
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Johnston, Iowa

A pretty decent town, it's just that most of the people suck. Pretty much all you will find here are ugly orange bleach blonde hoes, and immature douche bag guys who need to desperately go through puberty. Almost all of the girls look the same, act the same, dress the same, like the same things, etc. They will not like you if you arent like them. But then again, who wants to be friends with a bunch of annoying brats? Theres also a lot of posers, and fakes. Seriously, people need to just be themselves. Is it really that hard? The main schools here are Summit Middle school, Johnston Middle, and the High School.
Christine: lyk z000mg anna look @ my gauges. i am SOOOOO hardxcore. gettin drunk tonight yahhH!!!!

Anna: i just wanna fuck up and smoke weed because it makes me cool. im lyk SOOOO EMO i have a SEPTUM ring you gaiss and im lyk anorexic

Allie: S00 $C3nE SUCK Mi CUNTTTT

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Brooke: Like omg! Im like so going to the Justin Bieber concert with my bffl Britney tomorrow like yeah! Justin is like so hawt! xoxoxox

Keshia: Being orange makes me HAWT and SEXI the oranger the better gurlies!! xoxo Everyones just jealous of me because im perfect, i fucking own Johnston

This sums up the town of Johnston, Iowa.
by stay true <3 December 12, 2010
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an ottowa johnston

when your nipple become erect and then you rub butter on them. your partner will then lick off the butter and snowball into your mouth, then you fly to ottowa and have butt sex with everyone. after youve buttfucked the nations capitol, you then give oral sex to a black bear while it is hibernating. (if done correctly the bear will awake and give his bear gold),
i just got a ton of money after i got an ottowa johnston
by halifax52 April 23, 2010
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oh long johnsoning

A term used in the show: South Park as a type of meme in the episode "Faith Hilling". This meme is portrayed as a person continuously saying "Oh Long Johnson" in a dangerous situation.
A boy was Oh Long Johnsoning in the road. After he said "Oh Long Johnson" for the 5th time. A truck hit him on his Rearend, punishing him for Oh Long Johnsoning in the Traffic.
by thenegativedegree November 3, 2013
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liam johnston

4foot 6 ginger sexual predator with a tiny circumsised penis
Watch for that Liam Johnston fella, he'll finger your virgin butthole
by El sniffer March 15, 2019
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Brayden Charmon-Johnston

a penis sucking parasite that enjoys the idea of climbing up a mans urethra and then expanding its very sharp spines into its prey causing excruciating pain where it will then start to lick the inside of said preys penis until eventual removal of the parasite
"OMFG IVE GOT A BRAYDEN CHARMON-JOHNSTON!!!!!!! WAT DO I DO!!??!?!?"

"um... ive got a knife?"

"YEAH THATLL WORK!!!"
by ROFLSHARK:) November 2, 2009
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JOHNSONBURGER

A cock-meat sandwich
Amanda said she can't wait to sink her teeth into a JOHNSONBURGER because she is so horny
by J-BURGER April 18, 2009
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