The French Wars of Religion

an inter-ethnic civil war in France that ended in 1589

if you want something more interesting than The French Wars of Religion go back to the Crusades of the middle ages and fight people of a different ethnic group.

by Sexydimma November 5, 2019

Pardon your French

When someone says something really crazy,dirty, or really rude and you get sister shook.

1. Billy says "this game is really wierd." So, you respond "PARON YOUR FRENCH BILLY!!"
2. When your brother takes the last pizza and you yell " Pardon your French!" And sister snaps his neck.

by Food_lover_25 June 12, 2019

French M&M

The act of filling an Easter egg completely with a solid chunk of shit.

Easter was my favorite holiday until my parents replaced all my eggs with French M&Ms

by GasMaskOverdrive February 8, 2019

The French Adam Johnson

Fucking a croissant in a Sunderland shirt

Last night, I gave her The French Adam Johnson and she got me mistaken for Jordan Pickford

by dogtoes June 11, 2018

French Bulldog Twist

when two thugs are going at it and attempt to make a helicopter by sucking cock while spinning.

Me and my homie performed the french bulldog twist last night, my mouth is still in shock.

by ThugOG May 10, 2022

French butt kiss

to cause somebody strong butthurt due to the dirty open mouth

Dude, why such a butthurt? Did I French butt kissed you?

by AgileIndex October 12, 2015

French double dip

Dipping of one’s rear end into the toilet after using it then sucking up the fecal matter up the anus and letting the water sep out

Oh god, James loves French double dipping

by Blueberry salad May 23, 2023