fistgrrl

The queen of cuddle naps. We goons love eachother.

Balance: $14,239.58 USD

by Dirty Liberal December 17, 2003

Ultimate Fisting

You have previously read about fisting. But when you are in bed with your partner, you realize that her "hole" isnt big enough. so you contemplate the idea on what you should do. So you lay her down calmly, then throw a right hook punch at her vagina. The force of your punch shatters her pelvis, allowing you to insert your fist into her.

also, while you are throwing the punch, you yell, "ULTIMATE FISTING," really loud.

dude her vagina was so small so i had to do some ultimate fisting to make it big enough for sex.

by babysleigher69 March 17, 2011

goes down faster than wunderbed in a fistfight

Refers to somone being defeated quickly in any given competition,or to rapidly failing technology

Dude, my cable modem went down faster than wunderbred in a fist fight

by madgrad January 24, 2003

fistagon

Someone on the receiving end of brutal fisting intercourse.

"That fistagon can take me all the way up to my elbow"

by interWeb guy April 1, 2004

ham-fisted

The state of having been rectally or vaginally penetrated by a solid and salty pork product.

Ham-fisted: Sodomized by a Virginia ham. Raped by a prosciutto. Bacon throat.

by Gaspor Porcine January 7, 2012

two fisting

1. Fisting one body cavity, with two hands. 2. Fisting two body cavities, with one hand each.

1. My wife love's it when I am two fisting her pussy.

2. I love two fisting my skanky neighbor, anally and vaginally. I rule!

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 31, 2010

fisting a turkey

Shoving your forearm into an obese woman so deep she is your human puppet. Then removing your arm so you can lick all of the juices off your now lubricated arm.

Man- "So dude I was fisting a turkey last night, It was awesome"
Man2- "WTF why would you do such a thing"

by ToxicAnarchy January 12, 2017