fuck eulogy

Whenever someone dies who in no capacity will be missed, one can deliver a Fuck Eulogy in their behalf.

(coined by John Oliver in the Bugle Podcast 152)

This is not so much a tribute to Bin Laden as a special Fuck Eulogy to the big man. (Bugle Podcast 152)

fuck eulogy by fuckyouchris June 7, 2011

Fuck you up ugly 

A Stevenseagalism meaning to cause physical injury stressing the intent to disfigure. Coined by Louisiana deputy sheriff, film actor and blues musician Steven Seagal for the motion picture Driven to Kill from 2009.

SS: Let me go, just let me go on by...or I'll fuck you up ugly.
G1: Heheh, "fuck you up ugly" he says!
G2: Both of us?
G1: Tell me something, what's that mean "fuck you up ugly"?
SS: It means yo momma won't recognize you in your coffin.

Fuck you up ugly by wonderwill June 30, 2011

Fuck Buzz 

The state of euphoria following an intense orgasm.

Wow, after getting it on hot and heavy with my girl, I came big time and had the most intense fuck buzz ever. My body was sweating, my heart was pounding, and my head was spinning. Damn!!!

Fuck Buzz by 02050 loves 02333 November 11, 2011

Fuck-o-meter 

A device that is used to determine how many fucks someone gives

*The fuck-o-meter confirms 0 fucks given*

Fuck-o-meter by The one who gives 0 fucks May 8, 2018

fuck and dash 

Similar to dine and dash, fucking and dashing is the act of having sex with a prostitute and skipping out on the bill. The legality of this act is in question because one is not technically paying for sex, but at the same time they are committing theft of services.

James: Yeah, after we finished up, I realized I didn't have my wallet on me, so I pulled a fuck and dash.

Jordan: This is why you gotta charge in advance if you're hookin', man.

fuck and dash by Cosimo de Deliciae March 1, 2010

fuck you too 

A conversational stopgap measure or oratorical place holder that fills in for witty, biting reparte until a classier and to the point, cutting remark suitable to the occasion can be thought of hours later.

....yeah, well....uh...fuck you too.

fuck you too by harry flashman July 3, 2003

Fuck the Police 

1) What you say when you're being hassled by the man.

2) What you say to reject authority.

3) What you say (sarcastically) when someone thinks they're a rebel.

Should never be spoken quietly. Is best shouted.

From the N.W.A. song Fuck tha Police.

1) Cops pull you over for going 5 over the limit and ticket you.

"FUCK THE POLICE!"

2) DMV worker "Sir, you need to fill out the QR37 form again and go to the back of the line."

"This is bullshit. FUCK THE POLICE!"

3) Driver: "Oh man I just ran a stop sign!"

Passenger: "FUCK THE POLICE!"

Fuck the Police by superbran November 13, 2012