Crack Porcelain

To shit

Did you crack porcelain today?

I’m going to go crack porcelain, be back in 10!

Crack Porcelain by Lexileah February 22, 2026

Crack at john

when you gotta wake up really early to catch a bus to school

Goddamit, had to wake up crack at john to get the bus to school

Crack at john by lilgayboy606969 February 24, 2026

Crack stack

Is when a person primarily a crack head or dope feind stacks cans or cups or whatever on their head and then just continue about their business

Oh look at johnny set up that crack stack before he crosses the intersection on his bike

Crack stack by Urbanfuckstick February 25, 2026

Crack Mode

Intentionally cranking up game difficulty way up while intentionally giving yourself terrible stats. As an example, I do this in Mariokart 8, giving myself some dumbass Morton combo while having only blueshells + bloopers enabled. Crack Mode at its finest.

Jimothy: you wanna play some mariokart 8?
Ed: How about Crack Mode?
Jimothy: HELL YEAH

Crack Mode by idontevenknowwhatalifeis February 27, 2026

Crack Edit

A video (usually of sports cars) that is edited to be fast paced and overstimulating. Rapid cuts, electronic/phonk music, and captivating masking transitions edited to the beat.

"Chuck was up all night making a crack edit of a shopping cart"

Crack Edit by Isank March 5, 2026

crack open a sleeve of oreos

To open a plastic pack of Oreos.

Person: I'm going to crack open a sleeve of Oreos.

crack open a sleeve of oreos by 903deadincalifornia May 25, 2026

Crack canvas

A lightly colored chair that has been sat on by a person, typically obese, who has an unwiped plumber's crack sticking out of their pants. When said chair is sat on for a long period of time by them, they leave behind a linear streak of shit "painted" onto the chair, easily visible thanks to its light color.

Dude those folding chairs have all become crack canvases after the Warhammer 40k tournament! I feel bad for whoever has to clean that up

Crack canvas by Youwantdrpinn June 14, 2026