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Cool ranch doritos

The greatest of the greatest the god of the demi gods coolranch doritos are the best flavor of doritos better than all the other flavors of doritos
I love Cool ranch doritos

Who doesn't love Cool ranch doritos
by Sauceykek May 2, 2021
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Cool math games

Cool math games has been around for a looong time. Disguised as a math website, it has been the most popular go-to website for K-12 students to play unblocked flash games at their school.

Every kid knows about cool math games, however, what most kids don't know is that there are dozens among dozens of other unblocked game sites that offer even more game selections.

In addition, most kids also don't know about PortableApps or portable programs in general, which are .exe files that don't require any installation to run the program (in this case a game). Examples of old (but gold) portable .exe games include Counter Strike 1.6, Halo 1, and Warcraft 3.

Unfortunately, most kids don't know about portable .exe's or other unblocked game sites, nor do they really care. Like a PC user trying to convert Mac users, or Android users trying to convert typical iPhone users, the result is always futile.
EX #1:
Teacher: *disappear*
Everyone else: *plays on cool math games*
Me, an intellectual: *plays Halo portable on a custom server*

EX #2:
My classmate: Hey wanna play some chess on cool math games?
Me: Ew no, cool math games is gay, you should go to unblockedgames007.com instead, they host waaay more games than cool math and it's ACTUALLY fun
My classmate: Sorry, I just like cool math games
Me: Ok suit yourself (sigh... yet another one bites the dust)
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Tall Cool One

“Tall Cool One”. This refers to a tall, cool, brewski. Usually contained in a vessel of elevated proportions. The standard 12 ounce longneck glass bottles, the 16 ounce Tall Boys cans, and the 24 ounce Tall Boyz cans all apply to this title. “Tall Cool One” has been forever immortalized by the late Chris Farley in the hit 1996 comedy Black Sheep. See quote below.
What have we got here? A couple of tall cool ones!
by Paramecium October 28, 2004
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cool water sandwitch

-noun
an individual serving of cold beer, especially if taken from an ice-filled cooler.
There's nothing like a nice, cool water sandwitch in the morning to cure a hangover.
by Thaddeus Davis December 28, 2007
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just ain't cool

The ultimate negative description and insult of the late 60s and early 70s, man!
The court hereby sentences you to 30 days in the county jail.
Aw, that just ain't cool, man!

Get the hell off my ranch, you chicken thief!
You just ain't cool, you dig?
by Downstrike October 16, 2004
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losing one's cool

To lose one's composure. Most people lose their cool when prompted by a negative impetus, like sexual rejection or poor brunch service.
"Losing one's cool is the sexual equivilent of an angry, limp penis."
by Poop.butt. April 11, 2014
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cool kid art

"Artwork" that is sketchy and awkward. Produced by young hipsters that don't have quite enough talent to produce a meaningful piece. The intro to the cool kid movie Juno displays the most stereotypical of this type of "art."
"Wow, the kid that made that must be really hip."
"No, that's just something my 4 year-old nephew drew before he fell asleep."
"Oh."
"Yeah, cool kid art sucks."
by jonofromohio September 26, 2008
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