Fart Flaming Ass Clown

The highest level of douche-bagery and mother-fuckerdom. A title only achieved after the title-holder spends ridiculous amounts of time reading the bible, fingering their own asshole, and listening to bright eyes.

Jesus: Hey, did you guys hear the new Passion Pit record?

Raekwon: Jesus, you sure are a fart flaming ass clown.

Fart Flaming Ass Clown by Eat Eat Eat Eat Eat the Meat January 14, 2010

Punching the clown 

describes the act of whacking off: originates from the image of the head of the penis looking like a clowns nose.

-What were u doing in the bathroom for so long?

-punching the clown...

Punching the clown by schoolisgay July 12, 2009

Rim Clown 

Ass Clown + Rim Job = Rim Clown!

My neighbor Darryl is such a fucking Rim Clown!

Rim Clown by moosethegoose June 9, 2006

jew clown 

1.A very successful clown, usually with a big red nose, wearing JEWlery of the fingers and very curly 'puffy' hair, that stands in a jew fro a jewish clown's main act is to beg for money, or dress up in a banker suit (jewish clowns are often playing the role of many stereotypical jewish jobs). Jewish Clowns, play their acts well, and recieve much money, usually if they pay is just a wince under what they usually make, or their food isn't just right they will monotonously complain.

2. One big douche bag, usually considered an insult if called a Jew Clown

John your a fucking jew clown, no one likes you.
Wow John, real mature you probably lick jew clown nipples
Bozo is a famous jew clown
"Wow Mordecai! Your going to be one big Jew Clown!" Said Joxepa bergbergstein

jew clown by aofwbegwao March 19, 2008

douche clown

A person that is such a fuckin douche bag, that all you can do is think about the fact that you despise them and how much fun it would be to kick their ass.

I would love to kick that douche clown's ass, what a fag.

That guy's the biggest douche clown I've ever seen.

douche clown by SDkid May 15, 2008

Slapping The Clown 

Jocular coinage for male masturbation...

Johnny Was Caught "Slapping The Clown" Over Behind The Circus Tent Watching The Dancing Girls Through A Slit...

Slapping The Clown by Fast ED March 19, 2012

a clown 

someone who could makes everyone but can’t find a single soul to make them happy

he’s a clown

i’m a clown

a clown by stupidsoul July 9, 2020