Tugboat Captain

What Beth wants. She had it once. He wore women's underwears and she let him get away after riding the motion of the ocean. Letting him get away: Biggest. Regret. Ever.

Beth: "I need to totes get some"
Arlyn: "Call on that captain to 'tug your boat'"
Beth: "For Shiz, I gotta get my tugboat captain back"

by BBLLAP February 13, 2013

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El captain penis wrinkle

A tiffani homentowski, someone who is always sits in the zen position

Stop being such a El captain penis wrinkle

by Dr tippydick July 21, 2022

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The captain hook

Having a wank with on finger like capitan hooked , perfect for those with only 1 digit.

Oh James sort us out with" the captain hook" treatment . James said sorry not today I'm getting finger cramps

by Captain fuck. April 9, 2021

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Captain Obvious

A person who states painfully obvious facts or statements very loudly or repetitively.

Dude: Man, I think that guy just blew you off Jessica.
Jessica: Thanks, Captain Obvious

by Xcain February 28, 2020

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Captain A.Muurikka

Its a superhero from a comic, little reminiscent of "Captain America" with a rim instead of a shield. Captain A.Muurikka is an outdoor enthusiast and also got a sidekick called Thruster.

Look! Up in the sky! A plane!
-Its a star!
-It is definitely a sandwich.
-Haha no, its just Captain A.Muurikka saving the world!

by Young Thruster no2 October 13, 2020

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