L.B.S.

Little bitch syndrome

Jeffrey, Jay and Ernesto noticed that Paul was out for the day and feared he may have come down with a severe case of L.B.S...

by Acefej December 29, 2015

L.B.S

Little boy syndrome

Where you look like a little boy even though you are neither male and/or little

Friend: ok don’t look

Me: why?
Friend: I’m putting my hair up and I look like a little boy
Me: it’s ok, many people suffer from L.B.S

by SaberGapGaming June 11, 2018

G.B.S. coordinates

The all-too-common and totally-erroneous satellite-generated map-instructions that necessitate getting your vehicle hauled out of a lake, direct you to a non-existent road through a swamp or dense forest, etc.

I took a shortcut that my TomTom claimed was a viable road, but it turned out to be a rough dead-end dirt track that's been completely washed out in the middle for nearly thirty years --- talk about some totally G.B.S. coordinates! Why don't they do some bleepin' UPDATING of their maps once in a while???

by QuacksO September 30, 2018

bronchial b.s.

Any of the loud offensive throat-sounds made by the respiratory and/or digestive system, such as belches, retches, wheezes, etc.

John went through a long litany of rough/distressed sounds from his throat and lungs, but I think it was just a lot of bronchial b.s. designed to change the subject so that he wouldn't hafta answer embarrassing/difficult questions.

by QuacksO May 14, 2019

A.B.S

American Bullshit

That story is complete A.B.S

by You're screwed November 2, 2019

Starry B's

Slang for the coffee shop "Starbucks" or a drink from Starbucks

"Hey Luc, wanna go get a starry b's?"

by Cyrus_Sans September 26, 2020

hey b.s. corpus

A bunch of legal claptrap in which a prisoner requests to be released from jail.

In the musical "Chicago", Billy Flynn presents a flashy and compelling "writ of hey b.s. corpus" which gets da selfish murderess Roxie off da hook, despite her indeed being "Gil T. Azell" of her accused crime.

by QuacksO September 27, 2020