friend boner

when you see someone you want to be friends with because they are interesting, attractive, or otherwise fly

I have a friend boner for this kid on my floor because he looks so cool but we haven't ever spoken.

by friendbonerfiend November 6, 2010

Sad Boner

1. when a situation is so sad and unhappy, it represents a sad semi-flaccid erection.
2. the act of having a sad, semi-flaccid erection

Example One:

Bro1: -texts bro2- Wanna go get some chinese?
Bro2: -responds- Can't, gotta work til midnight.
Bro1: Sad boner

Example Two:

Girlfriend: I don't think you should come stay over tonight, It's that time of the month
-Boyfriend, having an actual sad boner, responds "Sad boner"-

by Dr. Sawarms September 3, 2013

horse boner

When sitting in class becomes very exciting and you get an extremely big boner at the sight of the sexiest classmate.

Girl 1: "J.P totally gave me a horse boner in english class !"
Girl 2: "Omg the same thing happened to me in french today!"

by cantnamethis666 November 8, 2011

boner party

when too many dudes are at a gathering, and there needs to be a little more female pressence

what the hell is up with the boner party? I'm out.

by neu January 26, 2004

beach boner

A beach boner is the hard-on a guy gets on a beach.

When I was a teenager, I went to a beach in Hawaii with my family, and I got an embarrassing beach boner in my speedos!

by eda-skip October 5, 2021

Man Boner

When a person gets extra excited about a manly thing. Not in a sexual mannor but that intense.

The Indians great start is giving me a huge man boner.

by mofwordexpo May 22, 2011

Action Boner

An Action Boner is the kind of a Boner that is popped during a movie, tv show, music video, or video game with scenes of action so fuckdamned epic that you can not help but gain an erection.

Guy one: Fuck damn man, did you see that new explicitly violent, cheesy, and outrageously over the top movie!?

Guy two: Fuck yeah man! I popped an action boner.

Man 1: Did you watch 300?

Man 2: Oh my god that movie was so action packed I popped a boner...but...uhh...not in a gay way.

by Action Boner April 26, 2010