bacon bakon

a vps member who's humor is shit

bacon bakon gets bitches

by bak0n August 15, 2022

mollie bacon

mollie bacon is a slippery slidey tiny eifle tower! mollie is a bracelet goddess and has no friends except liv #rohit

olivia: why is mollie bacon sad?
mollie: because she sleep on floor with no iced tea

by anonymous July 13, 2023

Baconism

A religion centered around a floating green bacon. Members of the religion are called baconators, and they believe in a floating green bacon god as well as a sea monster god named hot Fred.

Do you believe in baconism?

by Proud baconator mystic July 31, 2022

Simulated Bacon Bits

A security guard

Guy: Your not even Bacon bits your SIMULATED bacon bits!

by The baconater August 1, 2009

Bacon mustache

When a guy covers his cock in bacon grease, then slaps his cock across a partners upper lip.

My upper lip is breaking out because my boyfriend gave me a bacon mustache last night.

by Kissthis69 May 26, 2021

Bacon Philip

One day John Laurens-Hamilton photoshopped Philip Hamilton’s face on a piece of bacon

Not Bacon Philip💀🤧

-Me when John sent it-

by Alexander Laurens-Hamilton March 24, 2021

megs and bacon

Very intelligent, super smart and very fun girl. Usually a nickname used for the name Meghan,Meg, or Megan. Megs and bacon may seem very sweet but when you get on her bad side watch out, she we'll not be scared of you. She is kind and is always wanting to help out a friend. Megs and bacon is the best girl that you can meet, but sometimes when she is annoyed she will get emotional or even violent sometimes. Any way Megs and bacon can be sweet and really nice to her friends, but you do not want to be her enemy

Megs and bacon is so nice to me
(Other person) Ya same but last night I got on her bad side I'm scared now

by The real define July 1, 2015