Colombian Jaguar Attack

Right before you are about to ejaculate, you pull out, put some empanadas covered in Hot sauce in there... Then unleash you pet jaguar on her.

1. My girl was getting mad annoying so I have her the Colombian jaguar attack

2. My grandma is no more, I finally got rid of her with the Colombian jaguar attack.

by Ballingtrapking January 28, 2016

Spanish Attack

To be attacked with curse words in the spanish language.

Whenever Eduardo is mad at Jon, he tends to resort to a spanish attack to set Jon straight.

by Crow's weakness July 01, 2018

chinese gas attack

Cough, just cough

I was on the subway when wong performed a chinese gas attack, everyone promptly put on their mask

by Hotdogbuns69420penis May 13, 2020

NITM Attack

NSA-in-the-middle Attacks represent all forms of cyber upheaval caused due to illegal state-sponsored (NSA) eavesdropping of internet traffic.

no matter how hard you try to secure your Internet experience, NITM Attacks are going to get you.

by tiwaryshailesh October 12, 2016

Jack Attack

When you or someone else over reacts or acts like they know everything. Also used for any state of discomfort or annoyance. May also be a literal physical attack or emotional attack on someone. Can be used as a warning like " Don't have a Jack Attack" or "I'm going to have a Jack Attack".

"I'm going to have a Jack Attack."

by Hannahcollier08 July 21, 2017

Jack Attack

When a man love bombs and suffocates u with his love .. over texting

“he texted me 12 times he’s really jack attacking me”

by haiakxkskakdi August 07, 2024

Jack Attack

Someone called jack who gets roasted by a 12 year old.

The Jack Attack Roast -

"Jack no one got ya back
Your under attack
Your so dumb you might as well be on crack
Go get a life and friends

Good one before you meet your hopefully painful end"

by 403030509021625161 May 11, 2020