one eyed snake

A stumpy/long and usually fat or skinny pink, brown or yellow sausage shaped snake that throws up when excited, usually after stroking it. The 'one-eye' is actually its mouth from where it spunks out spunk like a monkey spunky kiss it in the funky area.

by Shaggy October 7, 2003

Snakes on a plane

The wierdest fvcking thing in a given universe with a worldwide appeal.

Example: "My page is the Snakes on a Plane of Myspaces."

by Ken Hanley September 9, 2006

The Snake The Cross The Crown

A fuckin' amazing band, they're like melodic emo shiz. Their EP was breathtaking but their new shit sucks.

Kid: Hey, have you heard The Snake The Cross The Crown?
Other kid: Yeah! The Contortionist is my favorite song!

by Cindo the ho. September 9, 2004

snake's gotta swim

I need to pee (used by a male)

"Excuse me. Snake's gotta swim."

by nikki January 13, 2007

gagging rattle snake

To force your cock down the throat and shake it like a rattle snake tail.

How did you lose your voice? My boy friend gave me the gagging rattle snake last night...

by all about low expectations January 17, 2010

Kentucky Brown Snake

The long, hard, typically painful and toilet winding rope of uncomfortable shit that feels like you just pooped out every jagged edge and square mile of the State of Kentucky.

Five days and four laxatives later, I pinched out the worst Kentucky Brown Snake in the entire history of recorded history!

by GoBiteMyBalls June 4, 2018

Reverse Snake In The Crevice

When you tuck your penis between your legs, turn your back to the toilet ,and urinate.

Jordan: Dude, why is the toilet seat so wet?
Tristan: Oh sorry, I tried a Reverse Snake In The Crevice
Jordan: Clean it up!

by Cartah Hoffah April 13, 2015