pr0n pipe

A broadband internet connection.

I just downloaded Naughty Office Vol. 75 in two minutes with my gigabit pr0n pipe.

by Son of a Goblin Hooker April 6, 2021

Pipe Dream

When you want to fuck someone you have next to no chance of fucking

Man 1: Imma fuck Lisa one day
Man 2: You ain't fuckin her, that's a pipe dream

by DumDumtheGenius January 24, 2023

Pipe Sniffer

Someone who enjoys sniffing penis.

I can tell that girls a pipe sniffer.

by ChillBroEntertainment March 14, 2021

PIPE

SING!

I PIPE!

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. December 12, 2020

agony-pipe

A clarinet.

This was that same agony-pipe, which, in the German rhapsody, wails its way into the most exciting of all symphonic expressions of the jazz idiom...

by Delbosco October 15, 2021

Crack Pipe

Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably.

"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the crack piper of the mind's doodie."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 3, 2023

Pipe

Another word for gun

Ay nigga, you got ur pipe on you?

by Jpain100 January 15, 2023