by hehpoop August 17, 2023
Person 1- did you see the news the other day? Someone shot up a church
Person 2- yeah that’s just Dylan
Person 2- yeah that’s just Dylan
by Pimp & b January 06, 2021
Dylan is passionate and sensitive, but will beat someone’s ass if he has to.
Dylan has never given up on someone.
Dylan is charming and witty but probably doesn’t see it in himself.
He’ll blame himself for the wrong things and should know that he’s never been at fault.
He deserves better.
There’s no one else like him.
Dylan has never given up on someone.
Dylan is charming and witty but probably doesn’t see it in himself.
He’ll blame himself for the wrong things and should know that he’s never been at fault.
He deserves better.
There’s no one else like him.
by âńonymøūš July 27, 2020
A fat autistic retarded pile of shit on benefits who’s Mum does black tar heroine and sister does weed through a traffic cone.
Dylan is autistic
by Spetnaz2004 December 11, 2017
Hotest guy in school and you would fall for him in less that 3 secons he is verry cute and funny he ould do anything to make someone laugh or just smile is is werry fun and he loves hugs
by Autumn the gymnyst January 10, 2018
Also known as The Bernard this species is short but somewhat strong. If you call a Dylan Bernard he will put you in an arm lock strangling you but if he can’t he will beat beat his you to death. It is always best to Stay away from the Dylan in its natural habitat, earth. If you engage whilst it is in its natural habitat it will slap you.
by AAAAAAAA_ January 14, 2022
A two hitter quitter. A guy that might accept a MW invite after a lot of forced persuasion, play two games, and then abandon a squad of real ones. A man that will make tracks mid sentence to go watch Genshiken.
by Spiderface007 December 18, 2023