push worker 

someone who sells illegal drugs

person: what do you do for a living.
person a: im a push worker for snow bricks.

push worker by el trap August 8, 2017

Office Worker

50% of the time just stalling in the bathroom looking through urban dictionary words

guy1: I'm an hard-working office worker, and I'm proud.

guy2: So you're working really hard on finding good words in the urban dictionary? I do!

guy1: I'm gonna be your new boss soon. And I never go to the bathroom at the office.

guy2: It's not what it looks like..

Office Worker by poop de scoop June 15, 2018

pinch pot mud works 

To be most specific, Pinch Pot Mud Works refers to performing analingus upon a female, whilst diddling and otherwise digitally manipulating the female's clitoris. Fingering can also be performed, as I'm sure the ladies would most pleasantly endure.

I always do a little of the Pinch Pot Mud Works on Kathy right before I plow her brown eye.

pinch pot mud works by Dick Spinachin December 3, 2007

That’s How Mafia Works

That's How Mafia Works is an expression parodying Instagram advertisement for the mobile game Mafia City in which a cartoon businessman points to an image with the caption "That's how mafia works". The meme was created and popularised by YouTuber Slazo in the video "Hilariously Bad Instagram Ads" and spread by Slazo's fanbase through the r/slazo subreddit.

Level 1 crook: *shows deji*
Level 100 mafia boss: *shows KSI*
That’s how mafia works

That’s How Mafia Works by InsaneTank January 13, 2019

Workjacked

This occurs when you complete an assignment, project, or other accomplishment and a co-worker, supervisor, executive or other employee either
a. claims the credit for the work accomplished
b. discredits the work accomplished for no apparent reason
c. requests a lot of useless modifications or asks a lot of pointless questions to make the work seem inadequate

This situation is typically encountered when interacting with people who either do no or little work, have no accomplishments, and or are lacking in grey matter

Short: WJ

The boss just workjacked my entire presentation that I worked on for two weeks on how to improve customer satisfaction.

or

That dude just WJ'd your project...

Workjacked by Realworkterms November 1, 2012

Working for the Matrix

Working in a place, typically government or large organization, that is highly dysfunctional where one has to choose between the blue pill and be happy, and the red pill and be miserable. It's a reference to the world created in the movie "The Matrix."

Dude, this place is so bad, it's like working for the matrix, evil powers run it from backstage. It pays the bills though.

Working for the Matrix by Ausiris August 1, 2009

Workplace Democracy 

Workplace Democracy is the application of democracy in all its forms to the workplace. This can include voting systems, debates, democratic structuring, due process, adversarial process, systems of appeal. If this sounds a little left wing, it’s because it is and can pose a risk to the organisation as democratic initiatives can be taken over by extremists and twisted so that they no longer conform to their original intent so that the organisation becomes a toxic workplace.

Workplace democracy can be implemented in a variety of ways, which are subject to the size, culture, and other variables of the organisation itself and can vary from a total democratic system to employers asking opinions of employees without taking into consideration their beliefs and opinions.

There is, however, one point to be made, whatever may emerge during the democratic process in a workplace, someone still has to make a decision, otherwise fuck all gets done.

“That heale Malcolm is telling the boss he is entitled to more leave than anyone else, but the boss told him to get lost.”
“That’s workplace democracy for you.”

Workplace Democracy by AKACroatalin April 1, 2019