When a gay male decided to battle in his first sword fight and loses and thus has to be the bottom...
GH1: Hey you my Grindr hook-up?
GH2: yeah let’s Roman
GH1: okay cool it’s my first Roman
GH2: prepare to be virgin Roman then...
GH2: yeah let’s Roman
GH1: okay cool it’s my first Roman
GH2: prepare to be virgin Roman then...
by Gaybitch97 November 8, 2020
Get the Virgin Romanmug. Let’s fuck—but we can only do anal because I CAN’T give up my virginity or else I’m a slut.
Sexual morality is sort of a big deal in my church, because every time someone goes on a date my pastor enthusiastically grills them on all the juicy details—just to be sure that what they did didn’t constitute a loss of virginity, of course.
Sexual morality is sort of a big deal in my church, because every time someone goes on a date my pastor enthusiastically grills them on all the juicy details—just to be sure that what they did didn’t constitute a loss of virginity, of course.
by ExtraVirginMassageOil July 3, 2020
Get the Virginitymug. by OwONOTFURRY45 November 22, 2020
Get the Virginmug. A ridiculously nasty guy who doesn't take showers and plays League of Legends everyday. Also is a beta male and when they speak to girls, they get scared off due to their ugly appearance.
by stewpooper69 August 10, 2023
Get the coconut virginmug. by dimo yoda 6000 May 29, 2019
Get the pod prikritie virginitymug. A person who has never had sex of any kind, but has done research to best prepare him/herself for what they may come across when they do get a chance to fuck. Examples of research include, but are not limited to: reading articles about methods of stimulation*, researching the anatomy of your gender preference, watching porn**, talking to people well versed in the field of having sex, researching STDs and condoms, and checking your own STD status.
*If an article doesn't reference anyone or include something to the affect of "everyone is different, so get to know your partner," take it with a grain of salt.
**Porn is often unrealistic. Take everything you see with a grain of salt. Porn can make a nice accompaniment to other forms of research, but just watching porn by itself is NOT considered research.
*If an article doesn't reference anyone or include something to the affect of "everyone is different, so get to know your partner," take it with a grain of salt.
**Porn is often unrealistic. Take everything you see with a grain of salt. Porn can make a nice accompaniment to other forms of research, but just watching porn by itself is NOT considered research.
Guy 1: Wait a minute, Adam's a virgin?
Guy 2: Yeah. I thought you knew.
Guy 1: Well the way he talks about sex, you'd think he does it all the time.
Guy 2: Ok, technically he's a virgin in practice.
gf: So you're a virgin?
bf: Only in practice, darling.
gf: What does that mean?
bf: It means while I've never ventured into the bush with my staff in hand, I've read enough to know what to expect when I venture south of the border.
Guy 2: Yeah. I thought you knew.
Guy 1: Well the way he talks about sex, you'd think he does it all the time.
Guy 2: Ok, technically he's a virgin in practice.
gf: So you're a virgin?
bf: Only in practice, darling.
gf: What does that mean?
bf: It means while I've never ventured into the bush with my staff in hand, I've read enough to know what to expect when I venture south of the border.
by Prof K1792 July 4, 2017
Get the virgin in practicemug. Someone who has been asked or was going to have sex for their first time but one way or another didn't. Also refer to cock-blocked.
1. Me and Amy were gonna have sex for the first time, at her party but then the cops came and ruined my chance.
2. George: So did you finally get laid?
Frank: No, her parents walked in as we were about to
George: Damn that sucks.
Frank: Yeah, I'm stuck being a theoretical virgin.
2. George: So did you finally get laid?
Frank: No, her parents walked in as we were about to
George: Damn that sucks.
Frank: Yeah, I'm stuck being a theoretical virgin.
by 1unluckyguy September 20, 2009
Get the theoretical virginmug.