An exceptionally huge and loose vagina, usually made so by the repeated pounding of many male visitors. It is sometimes such a severe medical condition that the woman loses usefulness when she is finally no longer able to bring a man to orgasm. This condition is a sore side-effect of being a dirty whore. See also itchy vagina, diseased vagina, smelly vagina, STD collector, dirty vagina, putrid vagina.
Ashley informed all her friends that her one-night-stand Tim had an tiny penis when actually she had a slutty whale's vagina.
by jgreeter March 20, 2007
:Someone, or something that dwells apon a vagina.
:In golf when your partner hits a good shot whos name is k**** p***** then his performance was considered to be of that of a vagina monger
:In golf when your partner hits a good shot whos name is k**** p***** then his performance was considered to be of that of a vagina monger
by Phillip the hudini June 29, 2008
An affectionate term coined by me and my mates to refer to my lime green VW type 2 hippy van. Used for cruising around with your girl and getting laid in.
by Shroomfield June 12, 2008
by Brett Milla May 24, 2009
A: The Vagina Muscle that gets tense and gets a knot and makes the woman go insane. She gets mad and starts to yell whenever you try to talk to her.
by One1Nut!!!!! March 11, 2010
When a girl swears that her current sexual partner is a Sex God in comparison to the last. She'll claim that the last guy couldn't do it for her, but she used to call him a Sex God. It's like she forgets how good it supposedly was before.
Every time there's a new guy she swears the sex is the best of her life, and that the guy before couldn't compare. But that's what she said about the LAST guy. Does she have like Vagina Amnesia, or something!? Does she forget how good it was before???
by Vagina Amnesia June 03, 2011
Woman #1: "Bye sweetie!"
Child: "Bye mom!"
Woman #2: "Bye honey!"
Child: "Bye mom!"
Bystander #1: "Wait, who was the second woman?!"
Bystander #2: "The kid's vagina-mom."
Child: "Bye mom!"
Woman #2: "Bye honey!"
Child: "Bye mom!"
Bystander #1: "Wait, who was the second woman?!"
Bystander #2: "The kid's vagina-mom."
by tangybutnice August 24, 2009