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one eyed snake

A stumpy/long and usually fat or skinny pink, brown or yellow sausage shaped snake that throws up when excited, usually after stroking it. The 'one-eye' is actually its mouth from where it spunks out spunk like a monkey spunky kiss it in the funky area.
by Shaggy October 7, 2003
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Snakes on a plane

The wierdest fvcking thing in a given universe with a worldwide appeal.
Example: "My page is the Snakes on a Plane of Myspaces."
by Ken Hanley September 9, 2006
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The Snake The Cross The Crown

A fuckin' amazing band, they're like melodic emo shiz. Their EP was breathtaking but their new shit sucks.
Kid: Hey, have you heard The Snake The Cross The Crown?
Other kid: Yeah! The Contortionist is my favorite song!
by Cindo the ho. September 9, 2004
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snake's gotta swim

"Excuse me. Snake's gotta swim."
by nikki January 13, 2007
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gagging rattle snake

To force your cock down the throat and shake it like a rattle snake tail.
How did you lose your voice? My boy friend gave me the gagging rattle snake last night...
by all about low expectations January 17, 2010
mugGet the gagging rattle snakemug.

Lake Snake Event

(verb)- Anytime 1 or more penises are exposed and erect or semi-erect in a body of water. This normally is in conjunction with alcohol and need to show the other intoxicated guys in the same , said body of water what they are working with.... Might also include penetration of Lake Snake Hole(No Definition needed for that word :-)
Wow, see those 2 guys over there floating closely together? I bet There is a Lake Snake Event going on over there.
by ChaChaAusTex February 3, 2010
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