Snakes on a plane

The wierdest fvcking thing in a given universe with a worldwide appeal.

Example: "My page is the Snakes on a Plane of Myspaces."

by Ken Hanley July 26, 2006

one eyed snake

A stumpy/long and usually fat or skinny pink, brown or yellow sausage shaped snake that throws up when excited, usually after stroking it. The 'one-eye' is actually its mouth from where it spunks out spunk like a monkey spunky kiss it in the funky area.

by Shaggy October 07, 2003

The Snake The Cross The Crown

A fuckin' amazing band, they're like melodic emo shiz. Their EP was breathtaking but their new shit sucks.

Kid: Hey, have you heard The Snake The Cross The Crown?
Other kid: Yeah! The Contortionist is my favorite song!

by Cindo the ho. September 09, 2004

snake's gotta swim

I need to pee (used by a male)

"Excuse me. Snake's gotta swim."

by nikki January 12, 2007

gagging rattle snake

To force your cock down the throat and shake it like a rattle snake tail.

How did you lose your voice? My boy friend gave me the gagging rattle snake last night...

by all about low expectations January 17, 2010

alabama trouser snake

What my dad calls his penis

"I'm fucking you back after 25 years with 9 inches of Alabama trouser snake"

by Brodie helmet July 04, 2023

snake tongue urination

When your urine stream comes out in two streams instead of a single stream.

I had to wipe off the toilet seat because I had snake tongue urination.

by mike daunt September 22, 2013