smoke up 

To tell someone to 'smoke up' is asking them to hurry up with the joint when they're taking fucking ages with their tokes.

Guy 1: "Is this your 3rd toke?"
Guy 2: "Nah, 2nd."
Guy 1: "Smoke the fuck up, then!"

smoke up by Rep August 24, 2004

smoke scrump dew 

v. 1. To walk like a disabled pigeon, with a hatred towards life.
2. A chain-smoker who enjoys sexual gratification from a plump camel toe, while holding a mountain dew.
3. Any combination of the above.

Dude, did your girlfriend just light-up and drink mountain dew from a used condom? Now that's smoke scrump dew!

smoke scrump dew by Me March 24, 2005

smokes pole 

enjoys smoking pole or oral sex

if you here someones name yelled out quickly yell out smokes pole.or that girl i picked up last night she smokes pole

smokes pole by actual chris February 26, 2008

smoker 

When you get head from a really skanky looking chick

Denny Nagle of the Colorado Rockies paid 20 bucks for a smoker from some skank. According to sources from ESPN, he should have gotten 19.50 back in change.

smoker by Mr. Dennis K. Nagle, Starting Pitcher April 5, 2006

smoke it 

To give a man a blow job

Dude: Smoke it!
Girl: Ewww

smoke it by Tim April 8, 2005

penis smoke 

Crack pipe smoking. Smoke from a "glass dick"

"dude i went to Tyrone's, and there was so much penis smoke in the room."

penis smoke by krookedcrow September 7, 2008

smoke a fag 

Suck off a homosexual

Tim: I want to smoke a fag.
John: Yes Tim you can suck my dick.

smoke a fag by ItchyBeard May 21, 2018