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Soviet City of Seattle

The Soviet City of Seattle is the largest city in Washington state. Filled to the brim with Communists, Socialist, Hippies, Addicts and bum camps. Seattle is a "progressive" city with a governing body who believe that all the citizen's monies are really their money. They tax and fee the residents to death and create a business hostile environment.

Seattleites believe that the world revolve around their filthy city and the pseudo-culture. Recently the city bozos passed a sugar tax, because sugar is unhealthy and then provided funding for safe injection sites so drug users could have a place to use their illegal, but extra healthy meth, heroin and other drugs.
Seattle used to be kind of cool, until the chode commies took over and destroyed it.

Bum camps are the #1 tourist attraction in The Soviet City of Seattle.

Most hipsters in The Soviet City of Seattle don't know if they have a penis or a vagina. That's what happens when Tommy has 2 daddies.
by The Dancing Donkey Dick June 12, 2018
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Polish my seat

When a man rubs his erect penis between your butt cheeks and ejaculates. His cum is then rubbed into your skin, giving your seat a good polishing.
Polish Peter used his polish peter to polish my seat
by BBootyKing November 5, 2018
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Cop a seat

A british phrase that means "Get a seat".

Usually used when you and a friend wants to get seats quickly
"Come on George! Lets cop a seat."
by British fooker May 14, 2019
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don't one-seat me

when you sit down and bae sits two seats down from you (on a train, couch, etc)

*leaves an empty seat between u two for no apparent reason*
"boy what are u doing? don't one-seat me!"
by missmeira94 July 25, 2019
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National Change Seat Day

On September 30th all of our founding fathers came together under a meeting called by Samuel Adams to make a day in which all seats in any classroom, bus, airplane could be changed.
Brad, “hey happy national change seat day, want to take someone’s first class seat?” Terry, “aww heck yeah I can’t wait too”
by Mr.Jammie September 17, 2019
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warm a seat

When you sit in a chair doing nothing for a long duration of time.
This class is easy, all you do is warm a seat and you get an A.
by hipsterhip November 18, 2019
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Neck breaking seats

The front seats of a movie theater where extended neck muscle straining leaves you sore and wishing for a trip to a chiropractor.
All the good seats are sold out; I guess we'll have to buy the neck breaking seats
by GlueBank January 8, 2020
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