shit scamper

The awkward dance that you do on your way to the toilet, so you don't shit yourself.

I had to shit scamper out of meeting before I made a mess on the floor.

by TheJames333 March 19, 2016

pencil shit

When you are taking a shit and it is long and narrow like a pencil. This is usually caused by having a tight anus.

I walked in to the stall to find a long narrow shit. Someone must have taken a pencil shit.....

by person uno December 22, 2013

shit-cakes

When something does not go the way you wanted.

"Sorry man, you didn't get it"
"Ahhhh shit-cakes"

by Pete89 July 25, 2007

Thot shit

A song that megan thee stallion made and the song really give hot bitchy girl vibes

"Hands on my kneed shaking ass on my thot shit , post me a pic ,finna make me a profit"

by Just a radom persone_225 November 13, 2021

Magma Shits

Magma shits is when you ate something very spicy the night before, usually Mexican food or Taco Bell, then when you shit the following morning you experience a violent version of diarrhea mimicking an upside down volcano. The sensation created by this upside down eruption is often very uncomfortable and sometimes painfull with lots of wet,burning feelings resembling burning magma exiting the body.

"After I ate that wet burrito last night I had magma shits this morning and my rear felt like it was on fire."

by SauceBaws January 11, 2014

shit-glazed

The resulting sheen of feces on one's penis after anal sex.

"Wow. Look at the ass on that slut!"

"Ya, I wouldn't mind getting shit-glazed by her!"

by hooligan0068 February 13, 2010

Shit Deck

A poop deck that you actually poop on.

Do poop on the shit deck!

by Mr. Twinkieface December 21, 2020