Posetastic

1. Noun. A person that is good at posing for pictures or is highly photogenic with little to no preparation.

2. Combination of the words “pose” and “fantastic” to signify being good a posing for the camera.

Kahliyah, takes great pictures without trying. She is posetastic!

by Coach Val December 31, 2025

poser-vision

When a social media video is shot in a way to make someone with lackluster athletic or fighting skills appear to be capable or lethal.

Youtube has become inundated with poser-vision vids.

by UltraPoserDeluxeSupreme January 19, 2026

Cha-poser

Someone who watches only commercials for the "Chapelle's Show" and uses quotes from it.

"I'm rick James Bitch!"

by Kremer June 6, 2004

Rolly polie

a man's ability to form a sow bug position and self oral copulate , thus the word rolly polie.

that rolly bitch was so ugly that i had no other choice but to pull a rolly polie.

by tae-a-licious and tray-lo November 10, 2008

Top Pokie

The best you can get of anything.

Chester's slidey bridies were top pokie.

That rubs was top pokie.

by Yer Man Here April 27, 2009

lollapa-poser

noun \ˈlä-lə-pə-ˈpō-zər\

Someone other than a music listener who goes to music festivals, like Lollapalooza, simply to look cool and have something to brag about; typically, they don't care about the music, let alone like it.

Person 1: So...did you hear? Josh wen-

Person 2: -went to Ozzfest, I know. You know, I know, and everyone at school probably knows. I think he Tweeted it while he was still there.

Person 1: *rolls eyes* Jeez, he's such a lollapa-poser. He's not even that big into music.

by Jambo_11 August 14, 2012

Urban Poser

When someone posts something and pretends its me, with my name, in order to start drama.

Pure and utter bullshit, urban poser

by whateverwhatever12345 February 14, 2013