Swassy Pants

Sweaty pants, shorts, or underwear after participating in strenuous physical activity. May cause uncomfortable wetness or smell below the waist.

Dude, do you smell that? It's Bob's swassy pants. He just got done with his workout.

by Precious Panties November 3, 2009

Skin Pants

The Big-Hair-80's pants. Mother's who have a lot on their minds and forget what they're called often use the term "Skin Pants."

Confused mother: Honey, I don't want you wearing skin pants.
Child: What the heck are skin pants?

by You fail. I win. Loser. June 28, 2009

Fancy Pants

Nickname for a co-worker that dresses up every Hall-o-ween with a prosthetic, rubber ass no matter what the costume. Ironically, every time the ass is placed on the body, the co-worker ends up in some sort of physical altercation. This is thought to originate from Salt Lake City, Utah (Home of the village idiots and mormoms).

"Why is Fancy Pants all busted up?"

"He was wearing the ass last night, and some guy grabbed it..."

by Krazyodb June 10, 2005

party pants

my bestest friend who usually is having a party in his pants... and youre invited!

mr party pants is inviting you to his next party!

by jess-to-the-ica May 20, 2008

poopie pants

A complaining little bitch. A person who always see's the negative side of things.

The party was going good until Tammy showed up being her normal poopie pants self.

by funky boo boo nutz December 7, 2007

Pants Sandwich

When your head gets stuck between a man's balls and his grundle, and you have to walk around with him on top of you all day.

Hey, did you hear about bob? Some guy made him into a pants sandwich for the day, and he says he's been eatin' plenty to keep him alive. It seems they want a gay marriage.

O_O I think I'll just keep walking now, thank you!

by Taeko Hentie April 25, 2006

party pants

Usualy a pair of pants or shorts that are plaid.

Here comes Bryan with his party pants!

by Resident2 August 11, 2006