Bob - hey bro you wanna hear a joke
doug- sure bro
Bob - why did the chiken cross the road
doug-why?
Bob- to be road kill
doug - i dont get that one bro
Bob- just like pussy
doug- sure bro
Bob - why did the chiken cross the road
doug-why?
Bob- to be road kill
doug - i dont get that one bro
Bob- just like pussy
by Cromsy February 22, 2021

Your funny and the Pearson laughed
by Je m’appelle October 13, 2021

When you make a joke about a serious topic with the intent of starting a serious conversation about it.
Person: My partner is constantly asking me for sex.
Person Who Is Serious Joking: At least your partner asks before doing it. My partner is just like "get over here fleshlight!".
Person: Do you need to talk?
Person Who Is Serious Joking: At least your partner asks before doing it. My partner is just like "get over here fleshlight!".
Person: Do you need to talk?
by Shugunou December 28, 2022

"Friend A: What did one fish say to the other?
Friend B: I don't know...
Friend A: 'Whats a nice plaice like you doing in a girl like this'
Friend B: Dude, that was a Moben Joke..."
Friend B: I don't know...
Friend A: 'Whats a nice plaice like you doing in a girl like this'
Friend B: Dude, that was a Moben Joke..."
by MSquared March 23, 2012

"Cats are useless"
"You are fucking ignorant, rabbits are even more useless"
"It was a joke reterd"
"Yeah, of course, it's a joke just because I replied"
"You are fucking ignorant, rabbits are even more useless"
"It was a joke reterd"
"Yeah, of course, it's a joke just because I replied"
by PI55 September 3, 2018

“Time to go make billions of ur momma jokes without dying of cringe because it’s National Ur Momma Joke Day!”
by Jaundoce April 16, 2022

Any of several well-known "door-tap pun" verbal exchanges which involve either an offer ("Howard", "Tijuana", etc.) or a request ("Woodrow", "Kudu", etc.) by da speaker to da listener; often, said query is proffered in said manner in an effort to lighten da mood and add a little humor to said proposal, in order to hopefully take some of da sting outta da expressed idea, which might involve less-than-desirable aspects such as difficult/yucky/tedious labor, significant changes in habits/lifestyle such as being more active and/or giving up "comfort" foods, etc.
A lot of da utility knock-knock joke selections are somewhat "interchangeable" as far as their "request" or "offer" status --- i.e., a word dat's mostly intended for proposing an assistive/generosity action by da speaker to da listener (such as "Howard you like me to _?", or "Tijnana do/have _?") can also be used by da speaker for asking for assistance/charity from da listener (such as, "Howard you feel about doing _?", or "Tijuana volunteer to _?"). Or by da same token, a gigglingly-uttered conversing dat uses a word which is usually reserved for giving-of-time/resources appeals can also be used by da speaker to extend an offer of help to da listener, such as, "Woodrow like me to _?", or "Kudu let me help you out by _?"
by QuacksO June 15, 2024
