Dead Beat Mother

A dead beat mother is a bitch who puts her own selfish needs before her children. A bitch that will make sure that she's groomed, but doesn't care about the appearance of her kids. A bitch who claims to do it all on her own but secretly has her baby daddy on child support. A bitch who is more concerned about the next MF instead of making sure her kids are taken care of. A bitch who will down talk a woman who makes her children her first priority while she could give two fucks about the ones she gave birth to.

She thinks she's mother of the year, but the world knows she's truly a dead beat mother.

by Fuxxxxxxkyou June 19, 2016

dead horse jockey

A person who continues, at length to continue on a topic that has exhausted its usefulness to the rest of the crowd, to expound and explore the dead topic.

Someone who, despite being told the topic is a "dead horse" continues to converse on that topic.

I can't believe Tim is still arguing about toothpaste with Bob, Bob agreed with him 20 minutes ago! What a dead horse Jockey.

by Darious Guile October 22, 2009

Dead mans handjob

The act of copulating ones self with a hand that has fallen asleep from lack of circulation

Yo man I woke up with a numb hand today so I gave myself a dead mans handjob.

by Dannybear&Clineq June 6, 2012

Red Dead Redemption

An awesome video games series developed by Rockstar as you play as Arthur Morgan, John Marston, and Jack Marston. which they all are outlaws. Features include robbing stores, dead eye in case you have multiple enemies shooting at you enabling slow motion. RDR2 takes place in 1899 - 1907 and RDR1 takes place in 1911 - 1914.

“Hey dude, wanna go play some Red Dead Redemption?”

by builttobeanidiot May 21, 2019

fuck me dead

Aussie exclamation of surprise, amazement or frustation. Does well enough on its own, although can be followed up with "and bury me pregnant" for extra effect.

"Hey mate your car's on fire." "Aah fuck me dead!"

by Choda Boy 57 August 12, 2006

Dead Sea

a Jewish woman's waterbed

by aaa October 30, 2003

dead body buddy

A friend that you can call anytime, day or nght, after you've killed someone and they will come help you hide the body without any questions because they know if you killed them they must have needed killing. This is, of course, just the depth of your friendship since hopefully you'll never have to invoke the "dead body buddy" clause.

I was stranded 30 miles outside of Houston when I had just had surgery and my husband who was driving me home got food poisoning and I didn't know what to do, but one call to my dead body buddy Donna and she and her husband drove 7 hours to come get us and take us home.

by sonyaj68 July 6, 2009