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Elwood Joke

A joke that is really bad and is usually used after a funny joke. The Elwood joke cancels out the funny joke and makes everyone upset because they can no longer enjoy the funny joke due to how bad the Elwood joke is.
Elwood: You are a pitch.
*Only Elwood laughing*
That’s a p**** b****.
*Still only Elwood laughing*
Lenox: You just told an Elwood joke my boy.
by dheeh November 28, 2019
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joke

A highly infectious, memetic, audio-borne, non-physical pathogen.
Symptoms include:
Laughter - Laughing attracts civilians that may be infected.
Happiness - The disease affects endorphin reactors, increasing their production.
Talkativity - The disease inflicts an urge to talk, spreading it further.
Andy: "Hey Ben, I have a joke. What do you call a city that smells good?"
Ben: "What?"
Andy: "Aromea!"
Ben: "Haha! Hey Carl!"
Carl: "Yeah?"
Ben: "What do you call a city that smells good?"
Carl: "What?"
Ben: "Aromea!"

This highlights how a joke spreads.
by Cerulity June 5, 2022
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when you take shit literaly
Person 1; wow you are so dumb
Person 2; *proceeds to take stuff as inside jokes and definitions*
by UrMomfaggot May 21, 2021
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Dad Jokes

Annoying jokes your dad tells you. At one point you probably thought they were very funny, but not anymore. Now he just tells you them because he misses the old you and wishes he could go back to the good old days.
These dad jokes are very unfunny.

I'm worried about my dad. He keeps telling me dad jokes and sighing.
by MalumLibrum958 September 2, 2022
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Joke

Something you call an insult before someone made a comeback or negative reply.
"Cats are useless"
"You are fucking ignorant, rabbits are even more useless"
"It was a joke reterd"
"Yeah, of course, it's a joke just because I replied"
by PI55 September 3, 2018
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Serious Joking

When you make a joke about a serious topic with the intent of starting a serious conversation about it.
Person: My partner is constantly asking me for sex.
Person Who Is Serious Joking: At least your partner asks before doing it. My partner is just like "get over here fleshlight!".

Person: Do you need to talk?
by Shugunou December 28, 2022
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Jokes

I have tons of jokes to tell to everyone
by XxTeddyplushxX May 22, 2021
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