"Woke up this morning to give Jordan a kiss after a memorable one night stand. Realized they pulled a fuck n flee when my place was empty except for me and my cats. No phone number. No dignity. No goodbye. "
by TrueStories4689 November 20, 2016
Forever shit till death , fuck other girls all eyes on her all i see, love but don't gotta be in love to see the street lights as we drive that empty highway hopefully past leaves, and present follows future i can't force you but i can make you see how much you mean to me 11:11 wish you'll find me when im gone, love you keep wishin till you make it kid🖤.
by vglymelancholy June 23, 2019
For use on difficult or reluctant turds that hesitate to come out, but whose presence can be felt in the lower abdomen. One can rub their guts, pressing inwards working the deuce downward until the immediate urge to shit hits.
Got something wicked left over from those tacos last night that just won't leave, should probably try a lil rub-n-plop
by CholulaJew December 10, 2013
if i died dead n gone would you miss me?
all i taste is blood, and my tears when you kiss me
"riding in a CLA my windows tinted"
pull up i got heads spinning
"niggas hate me cause' im winning"
since a kid i had a vision
all i taste is blood, and my tears when you kiss me
"riding in a CLA my windows tinted"
pull up i got heads spinning
"niggas hate me cause' im winning"
since a kid i had a vision
by xxigilzbyKaijo March 12, 2023
Bill: Where is Becky gone man? Is she coming down the road to the next club?
Tony: No way brother. She just left here with some black beast back to her place for some pretty high level cuffin 'n stuffin.
Tony: No way brother. She just left here with some black beast back to her place for some pretty high level cuffin 'n stuffin.
by Macktown August 07, 2019
A group of dumb asses that like to have fun and go to party’s. You can often find them drinking mcgillicuddys, twisted teas, or budwiser. Often times they are setting them selfs on fire, fighting trees, cutting down trees, getting attacked by bees, or doing reckless things it the woods.
Guy 1: yo what are you doing Friday night.
Guy 2: oh I’m going to a fire and hanging out with the milfs n dilfs and getting lit.
Guy 2: oh I’m going to a fire and hanging out with the milfs n dilfs and getting lit.
by Dutton September 28, 2018
The act of defecating yourself and then going back to change into different underwear, shorts/pants, etc. before anyone noticed you were gone.
Jimmy sat in the lecture trying to hold in his massive log until his bowels gave in. In a span of 5 minutes, he left and came back in a pair different colored shorts that went unnoticed by everyone, and resumed normalcy. Jimmy successfully carried out a Shit 'N Switch.
by ADallasCowboy October 21, 2014