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Master Awesome

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1: An amazing super hero turned super villain with no real "super powers" just incredible skills with pistols and swords.
2: (a) An incredibly awesome guy who is unrivaled in everything he does (b) an egoistical loser (c) me...
1: Wow! Master Awesome is so awesome, to bad he turned evil!
2: Dude, Master Awesome is crazy, I wish I could be like him!
by Master Awesome November 2, 2007
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jump master

when a lady is giving u head but doesn't want you to cum in her mouth. You cum in your hand and slap her in the face and say "All OK jumpmaster"
Noodles and Smeduim were getting head, and pulled off the jump master. But Giggles got it from a dude!
by thobobtim February 22, 2008
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Sodium Masterbate

When you wank and your cum, freezes a line in front of you.
Perfect when a hot chick is infront of you, you can sodium masterbate over her and freeze her in possition. Then you can wank over her when ever you want.
I heard that Tim sodium masterbated over Sofia the other day.
by lenarius614 November 6, 2010
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D Joke Master

Someone who excels the D Joke standards.
Jaspreet Sidhu, Devante Mowatt, Joel Tabiri, Craig Bannor and Navneet Purewal ( Hannah Montana in the night time) are D Joke Masters.
by Arvinder Sihra March 3, 2008
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misterbation

Similar to masturbation, but without completion. See also doctorbation.

Suppose you have the last name Bate. Surely by know you have heard many jokes about being called "Master". But even a proper title can be funny.
I barely had time to misterbate before the bathroom door was rudely opened.
by Rage from rhuvok.com July 27, 2003
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cheese master

Homaosexual male who enjoys performing fellation upon uncircusised males, preferably with poor personal hygiene.
"Cyril is such a cheese master - He needs a mouthwash"
by D F Stuckey February 14, 2004
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master blast

1. the act of smoking freebased cocaine (crack) while climaxing from engaging in oral sex.
2. the act of blowing the vaporized fumes of inhaled crack cocaine into or onto the genetailia of ones partner(s).
1. I gave Eddie a master blast after he cooked up an eight ball and then we fucked like pigs.
2. Eddie and I were doing a master blast when he inadvertantly came in my mouth and i swallowed it.
by betty April 4, 2004
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