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LaPortia

An unexpected mix of wild energy and nerdy charm. LaPortia can go from passionately debating about politics and neuroscience to downing tequila shots and somehow ends up twerking on a stage. Nonetheless, always down for a good time, she’s the friend who turns any outing into a comedy special, sprinkles in a little harmless chaos, and never fails to put a smile on your face.
“I went out for dinner with LaPortia… now I’m at the club wearing a sombrero while she explains quantum physics to the bartender.”
by Wildebeest69 August 11, 2025
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Laphog

That guy has a laphog on him, for sure.
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Lapwashed

When your entire being feels cleansed after sitting next to the water and listening to the gently lapping waves. When your energy is washed and restored with each quiet whoosh.

To sit in one’s own frailties and feel the injection of nature that pacifies the depression carried from existing in this world. If you have been lapwashed, for that moment, you have been freed.
Sitting on the shore of Lake Ontario, the horizon matching the sea, I was lapwashed away from the stresses of the impending week.
by Billie Kent August 19, 2025
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Lapoopoo Stinkeye

The act of shitting on someone’s pillow while wiping your ass with their pillowcase.
I left a lapoopoo stinkeye on your pillow.
by Jsten83 September 6, 2025
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Lapoopoo Stinkeye

The act of shitting on someone’s pillow and then wiping your ass on their pillow case.
I left a lapoopoo stinkeye on my friends pillow.
by Jsten83 September 6, 2025
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Lappu

Lappu is defined as a person who does nothing in life and has no ambition to achieve anything.
Someone who keeps to himself and dances like an idiot when Afro Beats start playing. Lappu also means someone who likes black people and is forced to get married cause he does not have a voice for himself. Lappu = Danston (Also is really bad at football and likes the worst club in EPL - Man City)
Arrey bhai stop acting like a 'Lappu'
by Htabdoolb69 September 18, 2025
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Laptop

A laptop is a mobile computer, powered by a battery with a built in screen, keyboard, and mouse in the form of a touchpad. Most people use them since they are more convenient, such as being able to use them on a bed, even though this can cause heating problems for many of them, or because they travel more often and need to have their computer with them. Many companies compete to make even thinner versions of them, with longer battery life, even though this has lead to issues related to heating and them becoming more difficult to repair due to factors such as soldered RAM.
by This is my handle okay October 5, 2025
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