Jimmy Kimmel Conundrum

No matter who you are and no matter where you are, there’s always a very small chance Jimmy Kimmel will appear and sexually assault you in moments notice.

It may have a 0.00001% chance of happening, but you cannot rule out the idea.

Jay and Jeff subconsciously sat with their backs facing the wall of the bar. With the Jimmy Kimmel Conundrum top of mind, they both agreed to have their eyes peeled on the door.

by Eddie Lacy's Cousin May 31, 2024

Jimmy Saucer

Annoys the living hell out of Kyle God Knowlton

Jimmy Saucer: Kyle you're old.
Kyle: Shut up

by Darrell DeMoss April 14, 2022

Jimmy Johns

They are freaky fast

Yummy Jimmy Johns

by Adjectivezzz September 6, 2023

on jimmy jam

when someone uses this phrase they are speaking above god to prove they are saying the truth

"Bro on jimmy jam ima beat your ass"

by bigbarry1212 May 20, 2023

Jimmie Aseude

Jimmie Aseude is someone who has a humongous bank.

His bank looking like Jimmie Aseude.

by SimmyJohny March 8, 2022

Jimmy McGill

A cheap, run down car with at least one mismatched-colored door, much like the one driven by the namesake character Jimmy McGill in the show Better Call Saul.

Person 1: Why do you keep hanging onto that crappy Jimmy McGill you’ve had since high school?

Person 2: Because I’m more broke than Saul Goodman in 2004.

by Bunny92 May 1, 2023

Capt'n Jimmy

A witty and charming guy. A favorite in any crowd.

I want to be just like Capt'n Jimmy when I grow up

by Capt'n Jimmy D October 20, 2021