jizz boomerang

When you jizz in any direction and it splashes back your way.

I jizz boomeranged myself on my bed.

by Jizzboomerang October 7, 2017

jizzbender

Staying locked in a room for 24 hours spanking it

Tommy was on a serious jizzbender... he hasn't left his room ALL weekend!

by Turnpike Mike September 13, 2017

jizz on the brain

When you're a whore

Steve - "Dat bitch got jizz on the brain"

by Pinguino25 October 2, 2017

jizz dripper

Seaman dripping from a limp penis

Your a right useless jizz dripper Pete said to him good friend Ryan

by Shagass October 16, 2017

Jizzacket

an outer covering- or casing garment, that foremost retain vast SWAG components: such as a (1) :a thermally nonconducting cover (2) :a covering that encloses an intermediate space through which a temperature-controlling fluid circulates.

Gilfoyle: Oh boy, it is chilly. Good thing I brought this sweet jizzacket. Ay, friend.

by ohbabywonkenobi November 11, 2017

Jizz dusting

Farting out someone else's jizz, similar to crop dusting, but with cum. Synonyms: cum dusting.

"Dude, I had crazy butt sex today and went to the store. When I farted, I felt so bad for jizz dusting everyone there."

by Bostondubs November 20, 2017

Jizz Whisperer

A person who spends time poking and smelling other mens' sperm. Usually called Ryan.

"Hey, what's up man?"
"Nothin' much, just sniffing sperm, looking for wrigglers"
"Man, you're such a jizz whisperer."

by ScreenNamesAreForWimps April 21, 2018