Rizzy jizz

Semen that is charming, thoughtful and charismatic.

My charismatic and extroverted boyfriend shot his rizzy jizz on my pink butt.

by urban.dictionary.6947835 December 8, 2023

Jizz wank

A fat wanker

Go away you jizz wank

by Clit popper May 1, 2018

Jizz Bear

Can be used as a verb or noun to describe the action or outcome of depositing a large load of semen in an exceptionally hairy mons pubis after pulling out of a woman.

Verb - "I hooked up with this bird last night - she told me not to cum in her a bit late, so I had no option but to jizz bear. It was so dense cleanup was impossible"

Noun - "Her jizz bear was so mighty that two loads of cum totally disappeared without a trace"

by Scary McClary July 20, 2019

jizz nuttin

when u get hard off of salted cashews

Girlfriend: what were you doing last night?
Boyfriend: i couldn't stop jizz nuttin

by CoreyTech May 4, 2018

Jizz Junkie

A cute 18 year-old neighbor's daughter who gobbles you up for attention.

"Dude! Darcy gobbled me twice in four minutes last night!"
Damn! Darcy certainly is a Jizz Junkie!"

by 69ingEmma February 8, 2024

Jizz Ops

When u try to bust a nut in ur room with a lot of guests coming over, play on spec ops units that stealth their way behind enemy lines to secure the objective.

{Jizz ops in action}

Meat beater:*fap fap fap*

Family at the door: hey everyone! Amanda take this its egg salad, wait where is 'Meat beater'?

Meat beater: Bravo 6 going hard. *fap fap fap*

by Chebster August 2, 2021

Jizz n a jar

A guy who gives a sperm sample.

I was late for work, I had to go jizz n a jar for our IVF treatment.

by DNAGuy June 12, 2024