Shitting Boots

Corrupt people who are compromised under army's influence and pressure such that their shit is even boot shaped

Dont believe him, he must be shitting boots.

by UrbanLafanga February 10, 2024

Boot Jack

A person who needs to clean up their act. They are typically lazy, but a know it all at the same time.

Did you see that drunken boot jack trying to explain how to parallel park my car?

That boot jack over there has spilled more food on himself then has went into his mouth.

by JonnyTsunami2 May 1, 2023

Moon boots

When you smoke so much weed you feel like you walkin with no gravity so it like walkin in the moon

One time i smoke so much weed i had my moon boots on

Bro .... I think i have my moon boots on rn

by Stormy skye May 22, 2019

Knockin’ boots and crutches

Having sex with a physically disabled person

I was with this girl last night. We were knockin’ boots and crutches in her wheelchair.

by Jimmy Torres October 12, 2025

Boot mad

Someone that has no time for humor, shenanigans or comedy. The very thought of laughter irritates that particular person. Often this type person frequents online social media with any chance they get to express their anger.
Example 1: look at their profile picture.

Example 2: see definition for mad as a box of frogs.

We all stayed at the crib this Saturday and watched the hurricanes lose another game which made us all Boot mad.

by Dalvin C. March 4, 2016