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horse piss shower

Taking a shower where the water temperature is luke warm or tepid. Caused by heavy demand of water heater's supply of hot water through heavy hot water use--other people taking showers or baths, laundry or dishwasher, etc. The temperature of the water is far from invigorating or comfortable. The water is barely warm, just like horse piss.
Hal: Are you expecting alot of company for Thanksgiving vacation?

Frank: Yes, my son, his college roommate, my in-laws, aunt, uncle and cousins will all be at my house. I'll have to make sure I'm the first one in the shower, otherwise I'll have to take a horse piss shower.
by Graycat April 5, 2009
mugGet the horse piss showermug.

feeding a fed horse

Dude stop trying, you're just feeding a fed horse at this point.
Don't you mean "beating a dead horse"? You retard
by pigbenispro July 8, 2019
mugGet the feeding a fed horsemug.

Horse emoji

The horse emoji is used by people who dont trust their hands. If they type, they will most probably ask to suck a guys dick by accident, so they can only trust themselves by using horse emoji’s as they want to suck dick so bad
Eric only comments with horse emoji’s, Its safer that way
by Emojiking86 June 30, 2018
mugGet the Horse emojimug.

pale horse

when you ejaculate on a persons face, and use a paint brush to "paint" the sperm on the subjects face
Johny gave Suzy a pale horse
by Dustin n Sean November 20, 2007
mugGet the pale horsemug.

Big Horse Paste

An elitist drug cartel who are exploiting the patriots of the USA through the mainstream media, forcing them to buy from a limited selection of ivermectin horse pastes without proper dosing information for humans, and which contains nano-scale tracking devices. Championed by freedom-loving luminaries such as Joe Rogan, Alex Jones, Tucker Carlson, and Sean Hannity, Big Horse Paste has been successful at duping even the most genius figures in the culture wars. President Donald Trump seems to have steered clear of Big Horse Paste, preferring an early-access vaccine instead, which did not contain trackers, and was deemed too good for the masses by the corrupt Biden administration. But he has been mysteriously silent about the threat of Big Horse Paste, likely related to QAnon plans that prevent him from acting before his reinstatement.
I thought I had finally beaten the hoax that the Demoncrats call Covid, but Big Horse Paste wins again, I'm now on a ventilator, please donate to my GoFundMe.
by guy full of definitions September 2, 2021
mugGet the Big Horse Pastemug.

Horse Cock Jonson

The friend of a midget or the tall friend of a short person.
"...And he calls me Horse Cock Jonson, cause three inches is pretty big to a midget."
by Baby Shoes March 27, 2003
mugGet the Horse Cock Jonsonmug.

Calm your horses

to Chill the f**** out
"OWWWWWWWWW! I accidentally sprayed alcohol on my booboo!"

"Calm your horses. You'll live."
by Miss Mablee October 29, 2020
mugGet the Calm your horsesmug.

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