One hander

When a trucker is driving on the outside lane and sees a beautiful woman on the inside lane. She is a one hander because the trucker has one hand on his rig and his other hand on his other rig.

I was driving on I-20 and I saw a one hander.

by JimmyTulip June 25, 2021

Woman-handling

Another word for hand job.

She was woman-handling that rich guy for such a small price.

by happysullivanheck July 2, 2021

Two handed

To use your hockey stick like Paul Bunyan chopping down players legs. Intentionally slashing a player usually in retaliation to a dirty play.

Teammate: "what happened behind the play on that last shift"

You: "that rat 63 took a late run at me so I two handed him"

by Bottom6forward420 July 11, 2021

One-Handedly

It's like one-handed but better and more OP'ley

Boy 1: OMG! IM RINGING THE EGG AND PLAYING ONE-HANDEDLY
Boy 2: That's so cool!

by Hazzard364 July 14, 2021

One-handed butterfly twist

A technique used by elf fairies in medieval story books, in which a magic powder from shredded butterfly wings was used to cause death by ejaculation. The substance turns from a creamy substance to a super glue-like substance. Combined with the rapid twisting motion, the penis essentially turns to dust.

Sir Robert was tragically lured in by the seductive elf fairy Kara, and died as a result of a perfectly executed one-handed butterfly twist. There was nothing left of his penis.

by Dickless Sir Robert August 10, 2021

drake hanley

hottest guy there is. he won’t let me pop his pimples. he kind of sucks but i love him

drake hanley is amazing

by eppeepepepee November 15, 2021

Chinese Handkerchief

When anyone of the Asian persuasion hacks a Lougee out of their nose by holding one side of their nostril. Hence, blowing it out across the sidewalk. It’s a whole new level of gross.

I just dodged a “Chinese Handkerchief” right in front of me walking to work in the morning!

by Kiki is da man! November 20, 2021