screaming duck child

a mythical creature with the head of a duck and body of a child who screams all the time except when eating dogs

person: are u free this weekend?
other person: nah im hunting for the screaming duck child

screaming duck child by superspyninjabadasshellbeast January 17, 2011

russian duck 

A nickname and play on words for a fast meal. e.g., "Rush in, duck out."

Alright, recruits, we're having russian duck for chow! Be back in formation outside the mess hall in three minutes. Fall out!

russian duck by RipVanB September 12, 2013

Dry Duck

What you say before you put your dick in a extra tight virgin pocket pussy without any lube.

Dry Duck! Jimmy exclaimed as he stuffed his junk in the brand new pocket pussy he received in the mail. The skin ripped right off his penis, which had to be surgically removed at the hospital.

Dry Duck by LettuceFetish May 30, 2015

doing duck eggs 

Duck eggs arent important. When you say "I'm doing duck eggs" really means you're bored and didnt do anything productive.

"What did you get up to today?"
"Duck eggs"

"What are you doing today?"
"I'm doing duck eggs"

doing duck eggs by Paranaboy October 4, 2015

Stuffed Duck

1. An insult directed at an idiot who is generally annoying and is always full of shit, e.g stuffed like a duck.
2. A person who eats chips all the time, but then has no room for actual meals.

"ugh! Stop being such a stuffed duck, man!"
"God you eat like a stuffed duck!"

Stuffed Duck by Tyranamobius Rex April 17, 2017

Big Duck Boys 

A group of men who jerk off in full suits of armor.

Who are those guys?
Oh No, they're big duck boys.

Big Duck Boys by Hard McDaniels April 11, 2019

D0n4ld duck 

The nigga from mickey mouse that sounds like a constipated grandma

D0n4ld duck is so fucking gay

D0n4ld duck by Opfhsbs October 19, 2019