cum compactor

When you ejaculate in someone's ass and as soon as you pull out, they clap their ass cheeks.

Dude she clapped her booty after anal last night. It was a cum compactor

by Sirchupurs March 21, 2016

cum shot glasses

Large sunglasses worn by women to protect their eyes from facial cum shots.

Look at the CSG's on her!
I love a great pair of cum shot glasses!

by Fergal feckitt May 23, 2016

Cum Poodle

When you cum so much you can literally make a poodle out of it.

"Dude, how was jenny last night?"
"She was so great, I laid a cum poodle on her chest"

by resguy638 May 13, 2016

Cum of shame

When your mastering and someone walks in on you.

Oh dog. I was jerking it last week and my sis walked in and I had to do the cum of shame

by Buttergolm May 14, 2016

cum hungry demon

blonde girls in high school who cant go without a boyfriend and cant seem to care about anyone but themselves

blonde girls in high school are cum hungry demons

by cumhungrydemon November 11, 2016

cum tears

When a man shoots a large, watery, celery-powered load right below the eyes of their partner and the semen flows down their cheeks like the Colorado River after a heavy duty rain storm.

Olive Garden waiter: Oh man, last night, you shoulda seen it. She was crying cum tears like her entire family was murdered by a psycho killer.

Father at table: My daughter just wants a refill on her Diet Sprite, please.

by Herb E. Versmels December 17, 2016

Cum Dap

When Jones ejaculates inside the vagina, and the recipient wipes the excess cum with her hand and gives Jones an open hand handshake "Cum Dap"

"OMG Jones, that sex was bomb! (wipes cum) ...give me a Cum Dap"

by CMJ6115 January 9, 2017