Playground's Closed 

When the old ladys' knocked up and you aint getting any tail

my wife is pregnant but i want some pussy, i guess the playground's closed.

Playground's Closed by urquie8910 January 24, 2011

Clean my closet 

To lick one’s anus in a sexual manner.

I’m gonna make her clean my closet tonight.

He cleaned my closet in a Taco Bell parking lot.

Clean my closet by Hoebagwords February 17, 2019

Mop The Closet 

Cleaning another persons carpet of any cocaine crumbs with the agility of a monkey cleaning bugs off it's breatherins back.

Did you just see that slob mop the closet?

Mop The Closet by HeyComeOverByMe September 1, 2019

Dangerino neighborino, I’m coming out of the closet 

O dang

Dangerino neighborino, I’m coming out of the closet. I hope you feel better dude.

Dangerino neighborino, I’m coming out of the closet by Mutunuzzz January 22, 2019

Chosen Dream Warriors 

The ones who slayed the dragon. They are the shit. They slayed the dragon with none other than their massive cocks. They are swave and sophisticated. Theyre the Dram Warriors, they dont wanna dream no more. In the biblical book of Leviticus, Moses spoke of the Dream Warriors and how they will one day save Earth from the greatest of evils................. THE DRAGON. 9

i.e.- he who slayed the dragon
thou who shalt have massive genitalia
Chosen dream warriors

Chosen Dream Warriors by DREAM WARRIOR 9 February 28, 2013

Cloner

A small bunny boner 🐰

Woah you got a cloner!

Cloner by Campbellllll November 14, 2016

Clopen 

When you work retail and hate your job so you have to close one night, normally a day when you have to stay well beyond regular closing hours, and immediately follow it up with an opening shift.

My boss has me scheduled for 2 fucking clopen shifts this week!

Clopen by A.floyd August 22, 2017