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Clean my closet

To lick one’s anus in a sexual manner.

I’m gonna make her clean my closet tonight.

He cleaned my closet in a Taco Bell parking lot.

One who licks anuses in a sexual manner.

See also: clean my closet

You can tell that bitch is a closet cleaner.

She’s a closet cleaner so don’t order the chalupa.