by Dr tippydick July 21, 2022
Get the El captain penis wrinklemug. by Ali Alu January 10, 2023
Get the Sand captainmug. After completing “The Captain’s Surprise” the giver will unplug from the receiver and then use the captains hat to catch any lose shit protruding from the asshole of the receiver. Then, the giver will place the shit filled hat on the receiver while blowing a foghorn.
The Captain’s Special (verb) Jonathan’s hair was caked with shit after receiving “The Captains Special” from Gary. The captains special was a shitty experience.
by Jamsandwich1 June 13, 2023
Get the The Captain’s Specialmug. Being fooled by a money grab disguised as a charitable cause. Usually by unscrupulous thieves in denial about their actions.
I donated to that charity the other day but it turns out my money went towards paying someone's daughter a salary for buying new shoes!
I was utterly Captain Tommed!
I was utterly Captain Tommed!
by Professor Robin Hood November 28, 2024
Get the Captain Tommedmug. 
Get the Captain Underpants Is Mike Ostroskimug. by Shipmate April 13, 2005
Get the Captain Billiemug. One who is new to an event (such as a video game or forum created to flame or insult each other) and says something EXTREMELY stupid and becomes the King of the most ignorant sayings that have ever been expressed there.
by Drache September 8, 2003
Get the Captain Newbmeistermug.