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cake muggles

Someone who has an opinion on the pricing of custom cakes yet has no expertise, they tend to have a Walmart budget yet get angry when they can’t afford a custom cake. They also believe they can “do the cake themselves”.
This cake muggle just scoffed at my cake price, so I told her to buy a box of cake mix and make it herself. Because obviously all it is, is milk, eggs and flour.... Cake Muggles!
by Buttercream queen August 30, 2018
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Cake Snargler

The act of grossly devouring a cake as fast as you can, the person usually a fat woman who LOVES cake so much they cant keep their eyes off it. When they get their hands on it "they eat is so fast they SNARGLE IT DOWN"
You FAT FUCK your such a CAKE SNARGLER you ate my whole birthday cake all to yourself in less than five seconds.
by Drew.Cliff January 9, 2020
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nard cake

Someone who hates themselves, doesn't drink there shredbull, or is named Alex.
Alex is a fricking nard cake, you fricking nard cake.
by Ericreid35 February 6, 2017
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Crotch cake

When you drop your pancake on your crotch.
Damn! Dropped my pancake on my crotch, looks like I got a crotch cake.
by Hudson Beltboy July 11, 2018
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Dee Cake

DEE is an acronym meaning "Dead Earthworm Entertainment", an obscure Las Vegas show that involves a man eating over 9000 earthworms and then vomiting them up and throwing them at the audience. People now use "Dee Cake" to describe something incredibly repulsive and stupid. The cake is added in to express lameness.
Will: Look, I am cool!
James: Shut up, you Dee Cake.
Will: :(
by p4kk4s December 15, 2010
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cake house

A group of women with a predominate feature of booty.
by CheddarRuffles April 5, 2017
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Tank Cakes

When pancake mix is placed between the ballsack and anus, and during excersize swear mixes the pancake mix into batter, from which pancakes are made
“Yo Tom, I just went for a run, want some tank cakes?”
by Awesome armenian September 13, 2018
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