Cake 

A delicious pastry often eaten with company such as the Weighted Companion Cube.

The cake is a lie.
The cake is a lie.
The cake is a lie.

Cake by ShaunGreiner December 8, 2007

layer cake 

The end result of a collection of persons defecating in the same toilet without flushing, or indeed putting the loo roll in said toilet, in which the effort of a group creates a fantastic art piece the family or indeed friends can enjoy.

Come on Jim squeeze 1 out, with your effort we'll have created the perfect layer cake!

layer cake by captianawesomewithbignads May 7, 2009

Packaged Cake 

A cake (usually of the birthday/party variety) that has come into contact with male genitalia.

That bitch pissed me off, so for her birthday I gave her a packaged cake.

Packaged Cake by the_tmo_rebirth February 13, 2006

carrot-cake 

(noun)
1.A cake made with walnuts and carrot gratings. Usually made by your mum or grandma.
2.The term used to decribe a cake face who has used too much fake tan.

1.OMG mum made the best carrot-cake the other day!
2.Oh greaaat, Carrot-Cake and that un-evolved ape over there are playing tonsil hockey again...

carrot-cake by Noor , xx March 16, 2008

CAKE 

The best 90's band..ever

CAKE : "The land where large fuzzy dice
Still hang proudly like testicles
From rear view mirrors"

CAKE by czydisc June 11, 2009

louisiana crab cake 

when performing 69 and the girl defacates on your face from excitement.

The bitch gave me a Louisiana Crab Cake!!

louisiana crab cake by bigwheat February 9, 2004

Cake Wizard 

Getting your pee stream to stay on the urinal cake the entire time. (Pink thing used to clean urinals).

Wiz - To pee.

Two people are using a urinal next to each other.

"Oh man, I'm the Cake wizard, my aiming was spot on the entire time."

"Um, cool."

Cake Wizard by Imadeanurbandefintion March 21, 2010